WCE001 Unfunny Fritz thinks about conquering America's Got Talent

Host Unfunny Fritz starts with explaining the concept of this brand new podcast Worst Comic Ever:

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The original material contains Unfunny Fritz’s hope of performing on America’s Got Talent, all kind of issues why Unfunny Fritz hasn’t and how AGT is connected to his partner.

The topic for the jokes was “Jokes about Podcasters”.

Jokes being told in this episode:
What did the podcaster say to their audience?
– Is anybody out there?
What is the difference between a podcaster and a savings bond?
– One will mature
Who is a podcaster’s best and only friend?
-Mike (mic)
If a Podcaster falls in the woods, will someone finally listen to them?
How many podcasters does it take to change a lightbulb?
– None. They’re too busy making an hour long show about how the bulb is out
While at church, the priest starts to throw holy water using the aspergillum (no idea what this is or how to pronounce it, that’s why you hear a pause and then SOMETHING in the recording).
The podcaster stands up and says “Hey! I can do that every week on my show with my microphone!”
The priest says “Yeah, but I have an audience to hit..”
What do you call a Podcaster with an audience of one?
– Successful
Fritz asks his Facebook friends for an iTunes review. A friend goes “Where’s your podcast?” Fritz goes “iTunes. DUH!..”
If it takes 1,000 Monkeys to write Shakespeare, does it just take one to make a good podcast?
What do you get when you mix a podcast and Viagra?
– A four hour Podcast

Jokes were taken from this website: http://howtorecordpodcasts.com/podcast-jokes-laugh/

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