This week Unfunny Fritz talks about a travel story related to dating his wife.

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Funny travel one liners

We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.

If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my biggest concern would be how much my airport parking bill would be.

I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled with my thumb.

I got excited when my son joined the cross-country team. But then I learned they don’t cross the country and are back home in a few hours.

The Titanic was built to last, let that sink in.

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won’t fall down.

You’re about as much use as parallel lines of a railway track. The only difference is the railway tracks take people places and with the way you are, it’s no wonder you always end up going nowhere in life.

She’s so ugly, she made a freight train take a dirt road!

What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.

My friend told me he wanted to see Africa and experience seeing people of a different skin color… Later, I had to tell him KFC didn’t count as a place.

I read a survey that said 82% of people enjoy being cuddled. But if the people on this bus are any indication, the real figure is, like 0%.

My wife told me: “Sex is better on holiday.” That wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive.

All jokes taken from: http://onelinefun.com/travel/