This week’s episode is a special episode. You may have asked yourself (probably not), if Fritz is my real Name and if not, then where did this name come from. Unfunny Fritz tells you the origin story about his name and how one of the most successful German comedians, Michael Mittermeier, plays a big part in that.
If you want to listen or view to the full performance of Michael Mittermeier, I embedded the Youtube video. And please go check out his website at www.mittermeier.com (English version) or www.mittermeier.de (German version).
Afterwards Unfunny Fritz will tell you some jokes about Germans, so that you can feel the vibe 😉
Jokes about Germans / German Humor:
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a beer. The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him a verbal jab, “They don’t serve beer here, you moron!”
The German fellow felt embarrassed, however he turned to the New Yorker with a surprised look on his face and begins to laugh.
“And what’s so funny?” the New Yorker demands.
Oh, nothing really, I just realized how stupid you are. You came here for the food!”
This joke was copied from http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-161054.html
What do you call a pissed off German? Sauerkraut.
Why do they bury Germans 20 metres under? Because deep down they are really nice
“Two Martinis, bitte.” “Dry?” “Nein, I said TWO!”
American and a German are out hunting rabbits. German aims, shoots and misses by 10mm to the left. The rabbit remains still. German reaims, fires again and this time misses by 10mm to the right. German slings his rifle on his back and walks off. American asks, why not shoot again, your sure to hit this time. German replies “on average ze rabbit is dead”
A German is on holiday, driving his car in Britain. He’s urgently waved over to the side of the road by a British cop. “Sir”, says the cop, “I think you should know that there are two poisonous snakes in front of your windscreen.” “Off course”, says the German, “Zey are my vindscreen vipers.”
My boss (who is German) had the audacity to tell me there is no ‘I’ in ‘team’. However, he got quite upset when I casually pointed out that there is a ‘U’ in ‘holocaust’…
How did the current pope get the job? He was the first one up to put his towel on the balcony.
All these jokes were copied from https://www.toytowngermany.com/forum/topic/93274-rubbish-jokes-about-the-krauts/
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