WCE011 Unfunny Fritz still bothers you with lame stories about lyme disease

In this episode Unfunny Fritz is still talking about his own experience with lyme disease. This was the subject that won the voting from all newsletter subscribers – all equals one person! The subject was already covered in the previous episode and will also be covered in the next one. And soon after that all newsletter subscribers have the opportunity to vote for the next block that will be covered.

This week deals with finding out how Unfunny Fritz was treated for lyme disease.

The joke section will also cover the shiity thing called lyme disease.



You stop to think and forget to start again

When you wake up screaming and stressed – then you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.

When you’re meandering to a different drummer.

When your day was a total waste of makeup.

When someone says to you: You look like heck. Is that the style now?

When you think to yourself: “This ain’t no party…this ain’t no disco…”

When all the pharmacists and lab workers in town know you on a first name basis.

You can’t remember how to turn the shower off.

You can’t figure out how to get the key out of the ignition [you forgot about the little black button you push in].

You can’t find your way home and you only took a walk around the block.

When your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.

You get winded playing chess.

You look forward to a dull evening.

Dialing long distance wears you out.

The best part of your day is over when your alarm clock goes off.

You have too much room in the house and not enough room in the medicine cabinet.

When you wake up with that morning-after feeling and you didn’t do anything the night before.

When it takes longer to rest than to get tired.

There are three signs of Lyme Disease. The first is your loss of memory, the other two I forget.

The only part of your body that gets a “workout”

When your idea of cleaning the house is sweeping the floor with a glance.

All jokes copied from: http://www.mdjunction.com/forums/lyme-disease-support-forums/lounge/3685952-lyme-jokes


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