In this episode Unfunny Fritz is talking about his own experience with lyme disease. This was the subject that won the voting from all newsletter subscribers – all equals one person! The subject will be covered over the next three episodes and soon after that all newsletter subscribers have the opportunity to vote for the next block that will be covered.
This week deals with finding out how Unfunny Fritz was diagnosed with lyme disease.
The joke section will also cover the shiity thing called lyme disease.
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE LYME WHEN:
You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
“Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.
Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”
Everything hurts; but you don’t know when or where it will hurt.
You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re dead.
When on your birthday you a receive a birthday card that reads as follows: “It’s your birthday” – “and I know a little something that I could hook you up with!” “A Life Support Machine.”
You get exhausted just waking up.
Your children can do math better than you.
People call at 7 pm. And ask, “Did I wake you?”
You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.
You look forward to your IV infusion.
You turn down the lights because of photosensitivity rather than romance.
You sit in a rocking chair and get motion sickness. But the rocking chair isn’t moving.
You have a compass attached to your necklace.
You get motion sickness when you drive. Forget about trying to be the passenger!
You burn the midnight oil until 9 PM or 1 AM or 6 AM depending on your internal clock’s daily computations. Everyday is different.
You put the margarine in the toaster oven and try to butter your bread.
You put the margarine in the cupboard, the knife in the refrigerator, and the toast in the sink. Then you walk around in circles trying to find the toast.
You get exercise by going to the bathroom 10 or more times a day.
One shelf of the refrigerator is filled with IVs.
All jokes copied from: http://www.mdjunction.com/forums/lyme-disease-support-forums/lounge/3685952-lyme-jokes
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