In his original material Unfunny Fritz talks about how he met his wife through online dating and is now sad that she didn’t turn out to be a nerdy male internet troll.
[spp-tweet tweet=”not the getting fucked in the ass part”]
If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
- Read less.
- I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
- I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.
- Stop exercising. Waste of time.
- Watch more TV. I’ve been missing some good stuff.
- Watch less TV in standard definition.
- Gain enough weight to get on The Biggest Loser.
- Watch more movie remakes.
- I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
- I will become a vegan for a day and subsequently learn that it was a missed steak.
- I will no longer waste my time reliving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
- Stop buying worthless junk on Ebay, because QVC has better specials.
- Spend more time at work.
- Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
- Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!
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